After a decade of being labeled everything from white supremacists to domestic terrorists, the right finally caught a break — we’re now just “Hot Wheels.” Thank you, Rep. Jasmine Crockett, for upgrading us from insurrectionists to cartoon references. Honestly, it’s refreshing. If only the rest of the left’s insults were this charming. From “basket of deplorables” to “Christo-fascist,” the smear campaign has been relentless. But Crockett’s ableist jab at Governor Abbott shows the mask slipping — again. And this time, it’s wrapped in sequins and sarcasm.